Finally, the Fall Guys: Build a Bean results have been spelled out for good, and now the community-of-voices has been heard. The Official Fall Guys Twitter page shared the all-creative-one-winner combination: French Fries, Elegance, Stars, and Volcano morphing into a pixelated chaotic masterpiece. The question the post asks is: So what are we going to call this monstrosity?
That was all it took for the player base to go wild in the comments section with their best-worst title suggestions: Hot Potato Chic, Princess McStar- so few were creative. Then there’s one player who, in all seriousness, had the audacity to call it Kentuky Fries Bean (KFB), which probably sounds more like the name of a fast-food item born out of a bad joke. One could surmise that the grotesqueness of the design was being gleefully embraced through names such as “Greasy Groove” and “Curly Twurly,” or there is simple genius in the blatant honesty of “The Weirdest Skin Ever” put forward by user JoannaMcke10961; am I right? Accurate? Probably. Creative? Debatable at best.
Then came the dissenting voices from the community. Proud of their choice, players like ThreedixYtb went on record with, “I voted just for Elegance who won the duel. The only vote where people’s IQ was positive lol.” Ouch. In the meantime, others like TTVZendex_YT sneered, “Good now back to fix the game lmfao ;(“. Priorities, right?
The Fall Guys social media team rode the wave of comments by replying, “i’m staying out of this, argue amongst yourselves.” Meanwhile, bigger things rested on the minds of players such as SrKocretta, who tweeted, “ok, the game has been fun, now make this real .” Could you even imagine walking into a store and seeing that thing sitting there? Terrifying? Absolutely. Marketable? Quite.
Then again, some didn’t make the cut. Tique70 said with disdain, “None of these,” while MetaRayMatt wondered why there was no faceplate option. Next-off-the-mark was Nex988 who went with a little French: “Les frites françaises de l’@operadeparis,” because, of course, there must be some culture thrown into this bonkers situation.
This event was a fun way for the Fall Guys team to engage their community, although the final result looks something a toddler would make with a glue stick. Whether the clan swallows the “thing” or thrashes it, it’s here to stay. So, if this hideous thing somehow pops up in an official Halloween skin, don’t look for us to take the blame when it starts scraping into your night terrors.
What does this mean for us? Nothing. The Fall Guys brothers have yet to release an official statement for this unspeakable creation. But with all the suggestions flying about in fits of laughter and bewilderment, any decision must surely be a hard one. Whichever route the big bosses decide to take, it will be just as ridiculous as the illicit spawn itself; you see, that’s what makes so much fun to play on Fall Guys-its irony.
Anyway, if you’ll excuse us, we have more names to create. “Disco Spud” has got to be a good one, right? No? Okay, fine. We’ll stick to journalism.
