Early in the morning, Fall Guys released a tweet that confused its players—in all the wrong ways. The official account uploaded a picture of the classic pink in-game character staring through the window, with the caption “@ my postman this morning, where are u.” Cute, I tell you! The reply section was, however, a mosh pit of frustration, memes, and rage.
Now for the elephants in the room: the server issues. The majority of players were in the replies, pouring their hearts out about the constant disconnects. One player, Christopher Carrion (@SandoftheDune), practically said, “How about fixing your game? I can’t even finish a single one five times in a row now without it disconnecting.” And he’s not alone. To follow that statement, @TigrisGer86 posted the most obnoxious clip of a last round of Ranked Knockout crashing. What a kick in the crotch right before the finish line!
Or, there could be those on Xbox. @FroGGGyG claimed, “CONSTANT crashing on the Xbox series S”: yikes. Then Xbox Support actually jumped in the replies to ask them to DM for support, but who’s to blame here? Not much has been normal with Fall Guys so far. Stability should never be a gamble for a full-blown multi-platform-party-game.
Now wait just one minute; the Switch players are not having much fun either. @TheMome_ ordered the devs to “remove the 30 fps lock on Switch 2,” and I mean? Fair. If you’re gonna port a game to a system, at least make it run smooth. @Dhi_2007 responded jokingly, “30fps lock? bruhhhh,” and that basically says everything. Meanwhile, @texaskingpen just straight-up ordered 60fps on Switch 2 like they wanted those fries. Can’t blame them.
Some players treated the postman joke literally, with @TimeMunk saying, “I’m still waiting for my postman!” Meanwhile, @WUPInstallerGX2 added a little indignation with, “This postman gotta get here fr. I need something.” But, the others? They went full meme. @LewanceBoi asked if the postman was “delivering that native Switch 2 port,” and @TheFarstrander wondered if Pink (the Fall Guy in the pic) was “waiting for the Nintendo Switch 2 or something.” Speculation is real, folks.
And then there was chaos. @lostloser1055 quipped: “Probably waiting for you to unvault Square Up,” which—okay, valid. @BurakDinek1905 just screamed, “Pink: IT’S TIME TO STOP!!!” as if channeling what—any-name! Energy from 2016 YouTube. And @sadeem199081 shared an amusing coincidence where they received a WhatsApp message from a postman at the same time as the Fall Guys notification. Spooky.
And here’s the thing: while some players were clowning, others were just… done. The @XanderHollowVT crew goes, “I’ll stick to PC,” and honestly? Can’t blame ’em. If the game keeps crashing, and the devs are out here making postman jokes, instead of actually fixing things, it’s pretty hard to stay hyped.
So what’s the takeaway? Fall Guys players are part frustrated, part meme-happy, and part just trying to enjoy the game without it breaking every five minutes. The postman tweet was funny, sure, but maybe—just maybe—the team should focus on stability before the next joke drops. Just saying.
And hey, if you are lucky enough to belong to the handful of people actually not crashing, congrats. Enjoy your beans, while the rest of us are rebooting our consoles…again.
