Alright! The Sentinels have just tweeted a message enough to set things on fire in the world of Valorant. The organization put out the cryptic message, “found our next sub for cubert academy,” with a link that certainly brings up more questions than answers. Crazy fans are already losing their mind with theories, jokes, and demands.
Quick thing on that: Cubert Academy is the Sentinels’ in-house content platform for memes, behind-the-scenes, or whatever engages the fans. To tease about a new sub could mean a player or a content creator or are they going to be big trolls? Actually, the suspense will keep on in all three options, knowing how Sentinels always.
That reply section is utter madness. There are people being so sure that Sacy, the bald king himself, is coming back. One said, “Our bald king 👑,” while another pleaded, “Bro shine his head right now and get him in.” The obsession with Sacy’s baldness is real, ladies and gentlemen. Then comes the mass begging for Sinatraa, one pleading, “Pls ask sinatraa bro. Overdue 😔.” That ship may have sailed yet, there is still some stock of hope.
But wait-there’s one for you. Some of the reply groups are just straight-up melee. One of these weird requests asked Grok (who seems to be meme lord around these replies), “Really long hair like the girl from Tangled for the mystery sub.” Another one demanded, “Put a hair on it,” which…what? Meanwhile, MIBR just kept having some playful jabs, like the fans are about to ask for a loan deal: “Just loan him already,” they said as if it was FIFA Ultimate Team.
And then there are disagreeing… “This gotta be a joke right no shot,” one skeptic wrote. Another just straight asked: “Just a joke right?” Responding to a doubting tweet, Sentinels replied, “us? lie? never,” which is either the confirmation or the biggest troll of 2024. At this point, who knows.
Then there are those who are already assembling the Avengers-grade roster. “Next subs after will be Zekken, Johnqt & Zellsis & boom we’ll be so backkkkk,” cries one optimistic. Meanwhile, another jokes, “Tarik is never getting to play,” which is fair. Poor Tarik just can’t catch a break.
And the best is this, it’s really random. Another reply+: OH MY GOSH!!! No context whatsoever. Then there were a couple with “id cry forever,” and I really resonate with that. Sentinels have an effect on people.
What’s the takeaway? Either Sentinels have a bombshell signing in the works (highly unlikely, but hey, let a man dream), or they’re just messing with our heads (most likely). Either way, the fans are just glutted, and the engagement rates are shooting through the roof. Classic Sentinels way-that is- say something vague, let the net go nuts, sit back, and watch the show.
Will this mysterious sub ever became a reality? Who knows? But one thing is certain: The Sentinels know how to keep the game’s audience on the palm of their hand. Alright, if you ask me, I might just jump onto Twitter and refresh it every five seconds for this big reveal. Or just take another meme worth of seconds.
