While Fortnite umbrellas are just cosmetic items, these are badges of honor signifying at least one Victory Royale during the respective Season. Now, people are going crazy over who is the rarest, most stocked with them, or who sorely missed their chance to acquire them. The whole thing exploded after ShiinaBR simply tweeted, “Do you own all umbrellas in Fortnite?”

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Responses ranged from pride to pain to absolute disorder.

Some lucky folks boast of having near-complete collections: @KurtLepro flaunted 33 umbrellas, while @Noxi_offensive shrugged and said, “I have 30.” Poor souls: @ligitgeeza admitted to the disgrace of missing 2, and @honeyofateez still sorely remembers the loss of the Sakura Blossom Umbrella. Ouch.

Other mysteries concern the ranking umbrellas. @IsaacEv60470826 simply queried, “how do you get this season’s ranked brella,” while @Omega_squadrant confessed, “I don’t even know how people get the ranking ones.” Epic Games sure never made it easy, eh?

But the best flex is being an OG as @SummerFan2024 says that they have umbrellas from Chapter 2 Season 3 onwards but are still missing the Top Secret brella. Then, @fortyniteuk has almost every umbrella from the first Marvel season up, except for the dinosaur one and Mr. Beast’s. FOMO is real!

Biggest heartbreak? @PurpleGeist87 admitted, “Wick’s umbrella haunts me to this day.” Yeah, some umbrellas are spirits of seasons long past.

And these then form the debate over crew pack exclusives. @tomix626 is missing one because it was crew. @frostedpizza is sad about missing Ariana Grande’s umbrellas. Even @AnnoniCoffee is baffled why they didn’t get the Chapter 1 Season 4 umbrella despite winning in squads that season. Epic’s reward system remains an eternal mystery.

And this, of course, instigated the 1v1 drama in the replies. @freetron___ and @UtopiaCDQ were discussing a humiliating match, with @inputwastaken adding that 9 people watched the beatdown. Fortnite Twitter remains undefeated.

So who has them all? Almost no one. That’s the fun thing-every missing umbrella has a story behind it: a season you weren’t there for, or one you missed out on. And since umbrellas come up every season, the grind never stops.

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Bottom line? Having even half of these makes you a legend. All of them? Touch grass. But also, please teach the rest of us your ways.