Another-intestinal-meat-another-valorous-new-map-has-suddenly-landed-on-the-Internet, and players have been on fire trying to make sense of it so far. The tweet was just, “New Map Tease (4) // #VALORANT // ‘Counter the entry. Hold the space.'”—not really much to go on—and yet, the community has waged war on every clue almost like a listless bunch of sleep-deprived caffeine addicts.

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First off, “Counter the entry. Hold the space.” is most probably an utterance against aggressive playstyles. If you ever felt like rushing in there-a la Jett main-on-a-death-trip, this map will make you pause for a moment. That empty teaser screenshot (let’s call it what it is: a blurry hallway with some sci-fi lighting) is already making players ponder defensive setups, choke points, and whether this will be the angriest map ever to be attacked.

The responses give away a totally different perspective, with some considering it “the site that’s impossible to defend” (adorable spicy take from Zoryon) while Jim H believes that it “will reward thoughtful, strong site defense.” So, there you go, no consensus yet; things are going downhill from there. Typical VALORANT community.

Then come the… wild ideas. One sneaky player reckons the spike is “going to heaven” (whatever that means), another is begging for a “cart or train to jump on while shooting” (please, Riot, listen to this), while an alternate theory has it that the teaser is a “KAY/O flash” from mid-air. Skyyox 7 dropped the coolest verdict yet: “this shi looks downfall.” Savage.

Of course, kapsvlr had to throw in the classic “where’s the new agent?” Because no VALORANT update ever goes by without someone already questioning where that next character is, way before the current one’s settled in.

Nothing else from Riot‘s been let out save the teasers, but if the utterly meta-shaking previous maps had anything to say, this one is going to shake up the meta for sure. Will it be a defender’s paradise? An attacker’s nightmare? We’ll all find out very soon—probably right after seeing three more vague tweets and an actual 10-second clip meaning absolutely nothing.

Now, the masses are debating on whether “Counter the entry” means something along the lines of buffs to Sentinel or a really, really long sightline at pixels. Place your bets now.

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And hey, train buffs remain a dream unfulfilled—sorry, boys, dear drawbear.