There are three kinds of people in this world: Cheaters, normal players, and the pros. If you get caught in the wild world of the west, and you want to count yourself among the powerhouse titans known only as of the “professional league,” then you will end up needing to go all out and take it to the top and be the best. But this can be hard to achieve. Why? Because pros are pros, of course. That’s why there are some people out there who want to be cheating. They want to be crazy, crazy cheaters.

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As it turns out, those people are now invading the games of Pokemon Sword and Shield. These folks are evil, and their sole goal is to pretend to be the professional players of the world. In fact, this is one of the greatest struggles. We need a good way to pick out the true pros from the cheaters because sometimes it just is not clear at all. We cannot see who is who and what is what and we have to rely on our abilities to see what is going on and go out and get the people going. Finally, Nintendo is ready to do something about it.

There are a few things we need to understand. Nintendo is no longer going to take it from the cheaters of the world. They are going to do everything in their power to scan the enemies, pick them out, and take them on. If they see a cheater, they will permaban them. No excuses, no tantrums, nothing.

So what can you do if you’re a cheater? Nothing. You can only run. Nintendo is done dealing with these bozos. And the rest of us need to join together and give them our power. Good luck, Nintendo.

So what specifically are they looking for? Nobody knows. The reason nobody knows is because these Pokemon Sword and Shield cheaters are on a whole new level. Their tech isn’t even available on the mainstream marketplace yet, and these are some of the most professional hackers anyone has seen since the 1980s. It is just utterly incredible.

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So, if you happen to be a big fan of the games known only as Pokemon Sword and Shield, then you should look forward to the future: a series of truly utopian games where the world will be free of cheaters and all the people who are mucking up our games and making things truly difficult.