The Bungie gang unleashed a hilarious tweet asking Destiny 2 players how many of those Spire of the Watcher fails happened to them, with classic answers flooding in. From tumbleweeds tossing Guardians about to the most shameful missed jumps, there is no shortage of pain-sharing by Guardians in the most comical ways possible.
A tweet by @DestinyTheGame displayed a scorecard of common faults occurring in the dungeon of Spire of the Watcher, asking players to compare their total to that. And, well… the answers DID NOT disappoint. Some swear to have done every single one, the rest don’t even know such hazards exist (I’m looking at those mysterious tumbleweed pushers).
One player, @SlyBlackHero, put down a casual “8” and followed with an “and I laugh every time lol.” While the painful memories came through from @TheBiskit84: “Didn’t the tumble use to kill you when this first droppedš” (Yes. It definitely did. It was brutal.)
Then we get @OmegaStarDrago1, who basically embraces the chaos: “I love leaving a ‘Friendly’ Glacier Grenade in the grav lift for my fireteam š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£.” Absolute menace behavior, and we respect it.
The real MVP of suffering has got to be @Hydorn74, who proceeded to lay his nightmare run: “1. Suddenly bugged healing abilities (all of them) 2. Then, been kicked off the activity 3. And then back to the spire, but no ammo and still healing abilities bugged nice! :v” Oof. Thatās the kind of bad luck that makes you question if the game itself has a personal vendetta against you.
Others, like @lawsuitlarry26, just refused to engage: “Havenāt even bothered not interested in grinding pointless gear.” Fair. But then there is @CommandoMario91 who admitted: “Literally all of them,” whereas @CrowThorn23 just said, “All 12 :(” with the saddest little face.
Speaking of which, @Twist92331616 shared the woes of awkward platforming: “Missed a jump during platform sectionsā¦Because FUCK those they are just far enough apart so you barely make it without stompees but my ass is so fat I always miss lol.”
The real question here is: Why does that tumbleweed do so much damage? It was called “diabolical” by many, including @flap_jakes027, while @destiny_thememe joked, “Youre telling me you dont intentionally stand in the path of that tumbleweed??” (Alright, guilty. It’s weirdly fun.)
It doesn’t matter if a rogue fan blade has picked you Oh-So-Gently into space or I mean, if you gave it all up for the dungeon, Spire of the Watcher is typified sheer chaos and torture. And honestly? We wouldn’t wish for anything different.
So, what’s your score? Drop it down in the replies- if you dare to.
