Yeah, well, hear this: Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 is selling like a house on fire, all you P.S. enthusiasts and whatever webheads there are. Are you yet to catch yourself this bad boy? What in the world are you doing with your life? The long-awaited sequel to your libraries wouldn’t swing into action for a reduced price until April 9.
Not a lot of time, so beat the rush before you even blink, it’ll be gone faster than Peter Parker from a pumpkin bomb.
For those who have been living under a rock (or are just stuck in a symbiote cocoon), Marvel’s Spider-Man 2 on PS5 is the follow-up to Insomniac’s almost-legendary Spider-Man games.
Now, not one but two Spider-Men—Peter Parker and Miles Morales—team up to confront villains like Kraven the Hunter and Venom. The combat? A lot slicker than before. The web-swinging? Smooth as butter. The story? Emotional enough to get Aunt May teary-eyed. And now it’s all available at a price that won’t have your wallet crying like J. Jonah Jameson after one more front-page Spider-Man scoop.
The sale is happening over at PlayStation Store, and while we don’t know all the specific figures (thanks, vague marketing people), any price drop on a truly awesome game is practically free money. Or, you know, at least the kind of cash you can spend on another game later. Perhaps even on the rumored Spider-Man 3? (Ok, ok, too early).
Here is probably the weirdest thing, though: NO REPLIES WHATSOEVER to this tweet. Zero. Not an “OMG FINALLY,” not even “Already bought it twice, worth it.” Is the Internet broken?
Have all types forgotten how to type? Or are they doing the busy thing because all of them are currently generating excitement for the game? That last probably tracks.
Congratulations, though, the waiting for Spider-Man 2 to go on sale has worked out. Don’t wait too long, though, because the date will be April 9, fast as a symbiote-infested alleyway. Swing over to the PlayStation Store, get yourself the game, and do maybe tweet about it so that the internet remembers it exists.
Hey! If you have played it before, leave your comment somewhere. Let the world know if it is worth all this hype; or don’t. We’ll just assume you’re way too busy replaying the Venom missions. Again.
Happy swinging, true believers!
