That is the re-launch of the infamous Fall Guys. Battle royale chaos unleashed will now see the arrival of the two most beloved space maps, Starchart and Cosmic Highway. A frenzy has erupted among fans plus a bit of drama, just because it is the internet.
With a simple yet effective few words, Fall Guys’ official Twitter account teased the update: “Tomorrow, we’re taking a trip back to space…. Starchart and Cosmic Highway are returning! 🚀” Hence, it was an explosion of activity in the community. Many players rejoiced, while others… well, let’s say they did voice opinions.
The hype was foremost! Gamers genuinely could not check themselves. Big Sleetus in fact tweeted, “FALL GUYS I LOVE YOU FINALLY!!!!” But some were less excited about the announcement: “Update delayed by a week but we get the 2 most requested map unvaults. I’ll take it,” said crispy squid.
Yet, not everybody agreed. Players had started to lament the updates. Among the disgruntled was JavoPatata115, complaining about the lack of new challenges and recycled/generic content, even accusing the devs of “killing the community” with repetitive updates. Ouch! Another, more extreme approach came from XP3P3X2710, claiming that “Deleting the game will be the best update ever in games history.” A harsh evaluation, but hey, passion comes with many forms.
The argument about what maps should’ve come back ensued. Along with others, CoolT35 begged for Season 2 variants, Wormhole variants, and even Clan of Yeetus maps(assuming the physics are actually fixed). And there are those players who want their costumes back—shoutout to strcaptain8, “Pretty Please Bring Back Star Guy costume.”
A Fall Guys announcement that is worth anything else ensures a rude barrage clogging the replies. swampy_real almost alluded to the update with a mysterious menace: “Yall better cook this update.” Following that, Blue Chapulin launched a full-frontal assault for his demands for a well-porting of Cosmic Highway on the Nintendo Switch. Passion is real, people.
So, what’s the verdict? Love it or hate it, Fall Guys gets the player base talking. The return of Starchart and Cosmic Highway is a win for the oddly space-themed chaotic players, at least far from the big overhaul some wanted for it. Hey, when has Fall Guys ever been about predictability? Beans, memes, or pure chaos, whatever it is for you, tomorrow’s update is guaranteed to be nuts.
Now, with your permission, we must now take some space-flop practice at hand. See you on Cosmic Highway, losers-good luck, those beans will need it.
