I tell you, the mere notion allows for six Steam keys to be given away. Free games, did I say? And not just any game: *Neon Abyss*, a neon explosion of bullet-hell action that glides on the laughter of chaos, loot, and reckless fun.

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The rules state: follow @ROG_GLOBAL, smash the like button and tag a friend in the replies. Entry is complete! The giveaway closes on July 22, so you have some time. But why wait? Procrastinating is a loss.

There’s such a buzz in the replies section. Players are tagging their mates left right and center to the point that a few fantastical birthday shoutouts have begun (we love @beranmee for that wholesome act). @ViSANSio_nwn expresses, “hay que adentrarse en el abismo una vez más,” or “we gotta dive into the abyss again”; the spirit of the moment. And then there is @BaronBlitz flexing on these fools: “This would go great with my setup.” Smooth. Real smooth.

And classy @MidnightWarr: “It has the word abyss in it; it has to be adventure, right?” Oh, yes. That’s the spirit right there. Then, @Call_Me_A_Hero is doing some serious God’s work by telling @Ehab1991 that “The first game was fun. Check it out!” because nothing beats a good ol’ peer recommendation.

Here’s the catch—some of y’all here are just here for the emojis. @alpacapolice? Dropping fire as if that’s their 9-to-5. @stephlekoala54? Heart eyes all day. And @Pross1111? Just casually saying, “participo papu” (meaning “I’m in, dude”). No frills attached, just vibes.

Why does that even matter? Well, *Neon Abyss* is one of those games that just sneaks under your skin. It has this addictive “Just one more run” vibe with a wonderful art style to soothe your eyes. And ASUS ROG? They’re right to know their audience, and a giveaway like this is an ode to the gaming community.

Also, if you want to know what *Neon Abyss* even is—a roguelike where you go down a procedurally generated abyss and blast monsters with wierd weapons while collecting eggs, which then hatch into strange little pets. It’s bonkers, it’s colorful, and it’s *so* easy to get sucked in for hours.

If somehow you are not here for this giveaway, what are you doing, para? Tag your people, cross your fingers, and you may be one of the six lucky ones. If not, buy the game; worth every penny. Free is always an option, though.

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One last thing: ASUS ROG knows how to throw a party, and *Neon Abyss* is the life of it. I’m off to spam my friends’ mentions now.