The players are fully briefed by HoYoVerse on Genshin Impact Sunspray Summer Resort Version 5.8 Phase II events, and the community is just crazy-riots in happy anticipation or in panic. The official tweet gave us just a little peek into Teyvat’s future in its tropical paradise, along with the link to full spoilers. Now, let me tell you where the real drama lies-the reply section is total madness where players are yelling at each other about character banners, too many events, and even Taylor Swift?? Let’s cut through it.
The Phase II events are bringing a few more gorgeous characters with it. Blackouts ensued as some finally found their pain over this unfortunate return of Bennett (again??), with @Dynamic2403 crying, “Now my mauvika premium team will be completed 🥳🎉.” People are groaning about cons on Ifa and Ororon. @laloalaw, in essence, screamed, “GOD I WANT IFA AND ORORON CONS,” which basically means- I agree. The weapon banner even got some praises from @ZaWorldoxxx as “pretty good 💖.”
While some love it…here’s a bunch of others. @saverobingirl even went through an existential crisis about this, asking, “wtf is 1 event?” “So no events,” weighed in @xiaetherx. No-hitter. Then we have @D3VILMANCRYBABY yelling, “wtf i need ifa,” which, honestly, is an emotion. And the pièce de résistance from @ALT_charcutier, announcing dramarama-“NATLAN IS OVER ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ good-bye,” as if the region just packed its bags and left forever.
Timing is at the very top of the gripes. @BKW_Oliver grieved, “Too much content during finals season ðŸ˜,” and yeah, HoYoVerse really did say “suffer.” Meanwhile, @Sherry_Apple had some thoughts: “no subtle at all!” Somehow, @wingliders threw a curveball about Taylor Swift, stating: “we will be streaming the life of a showgirl by taylor swift out october 3rd instead.” Priorities, amirite?
In-between these crazy scenes, some are vibing. @7evennpls named Ley Line Overflow as the “best event in the game,” while @Hustle_0717 was hyping the summer rewards with those fire and sunshine emojis. But the real MVP is @gamerhhh75 with the burning question: “what is size now of this game last time i downloaded in 2020 and game size was like 19gigs or somthing.” True one. (For the record, it’s way bigger now. RIP storage.)
What gizzamaniacs is it really? When some call it a blessing, Sunspray Summer Resort: Phase II, others say a curse. Some are ready to grind; others are frothing with FOMO; a handful are just here for the memes. What we can say with certainty is that Genshin Impact really knows how to throw some surprising tricks at its players. I need to go chase those Bennett constellations now and pre-order that Taylor Swift album.
