Walking through Gran Puente, and the sun sets your convoy moves deep-jarring. What ride are you in, by the way? This is the question posed by one gamer on Twitter, and apparently the whole world. Silence (yeah, we noticed the replies seem empty, but hey, let’s fix that).
For those who have not spent too many night sittings in this game, Gran Puente is where you can really put your car to the test at top speeds and make it “about vibing.” You want to look great while weaving through traffic, okay? Well, you guessed it-the tweet went out and… silence. Not a reply in sight. Zilch. And which is wild, you’d think that gamers would be screaming their favorite rides from the rooftops.
Maybe they’re just busy playing, and no time to stop and tweet about stuffs. Or maybe, just maybe, it is so obvious that not a single person bothered; like, duh, of course you would take the [insert fan-favorite car here]. But since no one did, let’s speculate as if it were 3 AM and we’ve drunk too much caffeine.
First: the hypers: the cars you know. They cost more than your real rent. And in the game? Slap on a neon underglow and imagine what that would look like in a sci-fi movie. And then you have the classics-these old boats that drive like whales but look so good doing it. Oh, or my favorite kind of crazy-the guy who shows up to, like, a street race-with a lifted truck. Respect, my friend.
But, what actually is of concern: why would there be no reply? Did the algorithm go ahead and swallow that tweet? Did everyone wait to see who else would answer before speaking? Or is the Gran Puente car meta so settled it isn’t even a debate? (Doubt it-gamers love arguing).
So, um, if you’re reading this right now and you have an opinion, drop it in those replies. Or don’t. Maybe that’s part of the fun of the suspense. Either way, next time you hit Gran Puente, pick something really ridiculous. Your convoy will appreciate it. Or at least laugh.
And if you are still rolling solo… that is a whole other article.
