I was scrolling through Twitter like a half-drowsy zombie when suddenly BOOM! There was a tweet that says about item shop Leaks tomorrow for Fortnite. Really; can we even get through anything without leaks being involved? Now here comes some juicy bits:

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– Battle Ready (5x)

– Melloverse (2x)

– WWE (3x)

– Big Swings (4x)

🔥🔥 But peep this; all these replies are flooding as everybody and their grandma are going entirely insane over WWE skins. It’s like WWE has been brought into the mainstream by Fortnite, and honestly, I’m here for it! But like, why do they keep teasing and then making us wait for, like, forever for the skins?

Some replies really caught my attention. For instance, Willybum… I mean, right? They’re saying they’re going to price this thing either 800 or 1200 v-bucks. Come on, really? If the prices are too high for the WWE skins, that might just be the last straw. But for now, I wait for my Genshin drops and really manage my v-bucks.

Then there’s this guy speaking on Bignick9800, who asked about the “Feelin Royal” emote: like, do we have to go there to unlock the skins too? And Aryan Tomar with, The Walking Dead skins are coming back: blast, don’t you think a girl can get a break? How many are really necessary?

Now you have UnitedFan saying they NEED Cody Rhodes and Stone Cold. Ugh, I guess the wrestling fans sure are putting on the pressure here huh? But let me tell you, if I see John Cena once more, I will lose it!!

Wait, what was I saying? Anyway, gotta love how replies are just as insane as the game itself. You have people complaining because of leaks, people hyped about the emotes, and some who still wanna know where their favorite skins are. Can’t we just agree on wanting more WWE skins already?

But then here you have Peanutthecat09, bless that soul, throwing shade and saying it’s “absolute dog shit.”😂 Wow, tell us how you really feel! But really, sometimes that item shop looks bummer with absence of exciting stuff; where is creativity? Do better, Fortnite!

And then out of the blue, people say “Where is Kiryu, Majima?” Like what? A little cross-game referencing, are we? This is not Yakuza; people, chill!

Now I’m here at my waiting-place for the far-off moment when the item shop turns over; in the meantime, I pray for magic weather. I mean, why every single blasted day does it have to rain?🤨 Well, tomorrow is just a roll of dice. I want some good skins; that much is all I am going to say.

Then it’s back to caffeinated-up gaming at 1 AM—what’s sleep even?

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P.S. my coworker ate my lunch again! Like, dude, it was sitting there, bro. 😒