Up until the very day, there was absolutely nothing that could have amused Fall Guys to put out this… selected item for that trickster occasion in April. The new “Foolish Bean”-to me, that looks more like an AI prototype on three Red Bulls. Nah, the unlocking? Worthless.
So it’s like, what is this costume? It gives off some serious “sleep paralysis demon” and “melted gummy bear” kind of vibes. It was labeled by the official account as some “cursed content but make it official,” which is… to the point. Players take to completing the April fools’ event challenges in order to earn it, and that’s where it seems to heat up.
From a reply: The making of this monstrosity required;
– 5 ranked wins (this is already agony)
– PLUS 5 solo wins (are you kidding me?)
To truly quote @octagonalpaul, “This costume is super hard to get: please re-evaluate your requirements, or no one will be able to receive it.”
And community reactions? A mixed bag, to say the least:
– @Wolfie_2323: ” oh god not that bullshit again”- mood
– @MercuryDrawz: ” At least its so far cursed better than the valentines one lmao”- true
– @PainfulGuy10: “i wish getting this guy was more fun…”- don’t we all
At this time, others take the opportunity to propose some changes to the game:
– @wickedninja70: “Add ranked duos and squads fuck knockout” (preach)
– @TTVZendex_YT: “PLEASE bring trios back as a normal mode😭❤️” (felt that)
– @tique70: About ranked for community maps (valid question, honestly)
We have @HeyStawp with the caption reading: “UGH NOW I GOTTA DO FN AND FALL GUYS” – true.
Most importantly, which one of these clowns over at Mediatonic saw this skin and was like, “yes, this is what the people want?” And then to go ahead and make them do what are probably some of the hardest challenge requirements since the release of the game? Surely this would have to be some kind of long, drawn-out April Fool’s joke that’ll be fixed by tomorrow, or they’re just really testing our willpower.
Honestly, who knows? I can say it looks ugly enough for me to want one, but kind of not really. Either they back off on those challenges or give me a really solid reason for why this jellybean deserves all that grind.
So, what about you? Worth the pain for cursed bean get-up or nah? Fall Guys just stays winning in chaos, though. Now I really gotta go cry and try to comp.