It is March 2025, and Destiny 2 fans better hold on tight as Eris Morn terrifies again with her *totally not suspicious* tricks. Bungie tweeted that the hive whisperer is ready to jump into action about the Echo of Navigation—and guess what, it starts by visiting her apartment in The Last City. Yeah, you read that right: her *apartment*.
Wait, Eris has an apartment? First of all, who knew that Eris even *had* a place in the city? Last we saw, she was moaning away somewhere in the Moon’s Hellmouth or whispering to dead Hive gods. But hey, a Guardian definitely needs a place to chill between existential crisis moments, right? That tweet didn’t really reveal much more, but the community? Oh, they had *thoughts*.
The Good, The Bad, and The *Very* Salty
Some players are hyped. **@JMerps95** straight-up said, *”cant wait till tuesday to see what you guys have cooking for us,”* while **@churvikv** just casually dropped, *”Eris always has something up her sleeve.”* True. And it’s usually terrifying.
But then… there’s the *other* side of the replies. The ones where Guardians are *done*. **@MintedDrop** went on a legendary rant: *”Fixed the Battleye yet? Done any hardware bans? Gone after anybody thats on a 3000 game trials win streak? Giving us SRL back? Finding new ways to not respect our time and $$$?”* Oof. Someone’s been holding that in.
And let’s not forget **@SleutelMo**, who *demanded* Bungie delete the Disjunction map from Trials, calling it *”the worst map ever in FPS history.”* Harsh? Maybe. But when your queue times hit 15 minutes, you start questioning life choices.
Bugs, Rants, and… GPS Oryx?
Of course, it wouldn’t be a complete Destiny update without a few bugs in the system. **@GabrielIrushira** points out that the quest step *Tome of Want: A Primer* is *still* broken, and goes on to yell, *”We paid for this game. Where’s the fix?”* Fair play.
And of course, there’s **@LordEyepatch2**, who would really like the Echo of Navigation to be the ship’s ‘GPS’. We can’t help but imagine Oryx’s spooky ghost voice giving you directions: *”Turn left at the Dreadnaught. Recalculating… DIE, HERETIC.”* Honestly? We’d pay Silver for that.
So… What’s Actually Happening?
Not a clue! Bungie keeps it cryptic as usual. But if Eris’s involved, it’s either:
– A) Super cool lore stuff.
– B) A trap.
– C) Both. *Always both.*
Either way, Guardians better check their inventory for Hive trinkets and prepare for another round of *”Eris’s Wild Ride.”* And maybe, *just maybe*, hope that this doesn’t end with another existential threat to the solar system.
TL;DR: Eris has a scheme. Players scream. Trials is *still* a mess. Destiny 2 remains totally mad. You guessed it. Now go visit her apartment. And maybe bring a ghost-repellent.
