A tweet appeared out of nowhere from Fall Guys that was so random and chaotic it had replies that were pure gold. The post: A buff Fall Guy bean was doing what it describes as a “full routine” and the caption: “drop the routine drop the routine” fine, fine, it’s: 12×3 run, 12×3 jump, 12×3 dive, and 12×3 grab.”
Said honestly? The internet was not ever ready.
Now that image was one for the books. That bean is jacked. Like, who would’ve thought a gelatinous limbless thing could look so good with such nicely defined-whatever that is? Abs? Torso lumps? The combinations of pure absurdity sent fans into a frenzy. But here’s where the twist lies: Nobody really cared about that workout. Nope. The replies? A flood of players clamoring for one thing: **RANKED MODE INFO.**
Like bruh. The Fall Guys community has been starving for ranked mode info, and this… is what they are getting. Buff bean. Squatting.
Classic Replies? Certainly:
– @streetTrash101: *”Can we get info on ranked???”* Why yes…yes they were.
– @TomatoGuyYT: *”What if these ARE ranked teasers… 😱😱😱”* Coping *hard*.
– @beurresale_: *”He skipped leg day lmao.”* Priorities.
– @montyas_xd: *”The only thing you need to drop is ranked info 😭”* Touché!
Then one from @FungiMines, just pretending this was a ranked announcement: *”Next update, get ready to climb the ranks! Stay tuned for more details!”* *The delusion. The hope. Beautiful.*
Then @HeadhunterBoi lost it over the cursed buff bean picture and asked *”Why does that look so cursed?? 😭”* To be fair, they were valid.
So what’s the bottom line? The Fall Guys devs are either:
A) Trolling us *hard*.
B) Testing how long the community can survive on crumbs before we riot.
C) Secretly implying that you need to be *fit* in real life to compete in ranked mode.
Anyway, the people *demand* answers. Oh, and maybe some more buff bean memes while we wait.
(By the way, if you try this workout, please keep us all posted- for science’s sake.)
