Cry out loud, all you Fortnite players-Come Tuesday, the update would drop like loot llama on steroids-top heavy. Epic Games just teased a mega MASSIVE dump; everyone did fine with the hype train now sweetened by added loco destinations. New cosmetics? Sure. Wild collabs? Double check. And oh, yeah, Star Wars might be creeping back into the island. Let’s break it before your squad begins spamming the refresh button.
To begin with, the collabs are coming. Sabrina Carpenter’s Festival Season skins are rolling in, which means more flashy outfits to flex in the lobby. But that’s just the warm-up.
Adventure Time fans-you all won. Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, and Marceline are all being reported to join the party. Imagine that while Jake stretches into a ramp, you build a fortress. I mean iconic.
And if you haven’t had a chance to catch some old collaborations, some are being brought back in the store. Wallet? Already crying.
Now the juicy gossip-State Wars. Rumors are flying fast and thick about a new season, which of course means lightsabers and stormtrooper skins. A Mandalorian reskin, with Baby Yoda pet?
Who really knows, it’s all speculation at this point. Meanwhile, Ballistic, that underrated LTM, is coming up in the world with new maps, items, and-just wait for it-a ranked reset. Time to grind like it’s season zero again.
Oh, and Rocket League stans? New cars are sliding into the item shop. Because why not.
But here’s the kicker-it’s unbelievably vague regarding what Epic means with the tweet. “And even more!!” could mean anything, really. A secret live event? Another anime collab? An original map return? The replies are a chaotic mix of hype and player demands all about the specifics. One thing’s for sure: Tuesday can’t come fast enough.
So, what’s it going to be? Camp out at the update screen or just let the surprises roll in? Either way, the island’s about to get wild. And if you aren’t screaming “Mathematical!” as you drop into Tilted, are you even playing?
(Here is a pro tip: clean out some storage. This update is going to be thicc).
